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I know what you mean, but I also learned blended letter sounds in 1st grade. That ain’t feisty!

“That’s why yo daddy’s the one givin’ handjobs on the street, ya bish!”

That’s what he said! >_

Brought to you by the Council for a healthy bowel movement. Go regularity, go!

This gynecologist has more sass than you’re lil vageen needs!

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: Of course I’m going to mortify my girlfriend when I get home tonight.

entertainmentweekly:

In which Sarah Silverman debuts the gross iPhone trick that’s about to take middle schools everywhere by storm.

I love Sarah Silverman

“…. I wish dat hoe would try ‘n’ roll up on me!”

That’s one cold ass bitch right thrrrr!

What the stuff?!

Discotek…..
Disco-douche?